Total Medals Earned: 2,027 (From 309 different games.) Total Medal Score: 34,665 Points
Medals Earned: 6/14 (100/400 points)
Medals Earned: 5/12 (100/295 points)
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)
Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/115 points)
Medals Earned: 5/8 (55/230 points)
Medals Earned: 7/7 (205/205 points)
Medals Earned: 4/8 (20/45 points)
Medals Earned: 6/8 (195/395 points)
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/510 points)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/470 points)
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Decide to play the game.
Try to grab all the tables.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Kill 20 enemies
Kill the first boss
Kill the 3rd Boss
Complete the game
Obtain 20 stars
Complete the tutorial.
What are you staring at?
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Alter the test.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Defeat the first guy.
Complete the game.
Finished your first drawing.
Notified someone after taking your turn.
Started a game with a random user.
Found the hidden troll face.
Reach a score of at least 10.
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Reload any weapon 100 times
Flip a gun 100 times
Complete all 21 Campaign stages
Play for 4 hours
Equalize 500 targets
Earn 57 expert medals
Collect every single in game achievement
Click 200 buttons
Earn 63 Novice medals
Play for 30 minutes
Destroy 500 targets
Complete all 24 campaign stages
Play for 1 hour
Spend 60 minutes in the practice range
Play for 2 hours
Earn 63 Veteran medals
Earn 63 Expert medals
Attain 100% game completion
Play for 3 hours
Beat a level without any damage or blood on your car
Pass a level with less then 5% health left
Kill everyone in any level using only missiles
Escape to the big city
Earn over 100,000 dollars
Kill one thousand people
Beat all levels above 80%
Get gold on all race levels
Beat the game
