Total Medals Earned: 2,027 (From 309 different games.) Total Medal Score: 34,665 Points
Medals Earned: 10/16 (245/495 points)
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/460 points)
Medals Earned: 2/2 (20/20 points)
Medals Earned: 5/10 (170/495 points)
Medals Earned: 11/26 (180/500 points)
Medals Earned: 8/14 (115/375 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Medals Earned: 3/9 (25/270 points)
Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)
Medals Earned: 5/11 (130/505 points)
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best your friend.
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Activate it.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Survive an entire level with a dead tree
Collect tree extra lives during a single game
Kill each type of kid at least 5 times
Survive to level 25
Max out Mrs. Claus' ammo capacity
Survive 15 levels without dying once
Max out the gift drop rate of your tree
Max out Mrs. Claus' hit points capacity
Max out your tree defenses
Max out all four upgrade categories
Complete all 6 endings
Complete any 1 ending
Feel the Bubba-Wrath!
Get totally pwnd by the Piggy
Be an easy target!
Feed your enemy a healthy snack!
Meet the final boss
Come on, you can do better than this!
You've done well my child
Even tough guys can run away
Save Theia!
The Heavens must have gifted you way too much
Perform an execution
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
100 Kills with the Thompson
100 Kills with dual Berettas
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
150 Kills in a match
100 Kills with the M1187
Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
150 Headshots in one match
100 Kills with the magnum
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
100 Kills with the Tavor
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
100 Kills with Artifact 19
Politely decline
Politely accept
Find the secret spot
Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...
Defeat Clown
Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)
Defeat Sheriff
Defeat Savior
Kill 50 agents (in one session)
Kill 10 zombies (in one session)
Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)
Stockpile 500 points
Buy all weapons
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Complete Wave 1.
Get the bad ending
get to lvl 9
vote on 3 maps
get to level 28
get to level 22
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Get the good ending
Vote on 333 maps
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Pop 10 bubbles with one slash
Do 5 slashes in one level
Make all bubbles move in level selector
Get a score over 500.000 in hi-score mode
Do 3 big slashes in 1 level
Get a score of 50.000 in one level
Beat the highscore mode to unlock the bonus levels
Get a score of 100.000 in one level
Do 12 slashes in one level
Beat highscore mode with no continues used
Beat all bonus levels
